Woop! Last
post! I think?
(Warning,
this post will be very spoiler-y, as it’s the end of the book and I want to
talk about EVERYTHING. Well, maybe not EVERYTHING, but MOST THINGS.)
So, where
did we leave Alex last week?
Stumbling
out into the world without any way to defend himself, that’s where we left him.
But what
happened next? Well, Alex got some breakfast, that’s what happened. He read an
article about himself in the newspaper, and then he went to visit his mum and
dad, thinking they would be happy to see him…
No such luck.
I mean, they weren’t necessarily horrible to him, but they definitely didn’t
expect him to come back so early. Frightened, maybe. And maybe a bit
disappointed in him, since they thought he had escaped from prison. And then
there’s the fact that they had rented out Alex’s room to some strange man who
claimed that they had been like parents to him, and that Alex was horrible for
putting them through such horrible things and getting himself sent to prison like
a horrible son and all that.
So they fight a bit, which ends with Alex
leaving and going to the local library to try and find out the best way to die
so he doesn’t have to live like this.
And there he runs into an old friend... Well, I say friend...
Alex runs
into the "starry teacher type veck". Now, you might think that would
be fine, and he probably wouldn't even recognise him, but you're wrong. It
seems it isn't just nadsats (teenagers, did I explain that earlier?) who’re
prone to a bit of violence in this society, and this old man, apparently named Jack,
saw this as a great opportunity to get his revenge. So he and his equally old
friends, or colleagues or whatever-they-might-be, start beating up Alex. And
Alex, of course, has no way of defending himself.
*insert-relevant-caption-that-is-only-here-so-I-can-link-the-source* |
A guy
working at the library comes to see what's happening but runs to the office to
call the police instead of interfering. And Alex ends up being completely out
of it when the police actually arrives. And that's why it takes him some time
to recognise Dim and Billyboy, who are now millicents and apparently get on like
a house on fire. But they recognise Alex, and decide that he needs to pay more.
And they take it into their own hands to make sure he does exactly that.
They drive
out of the city, and when they are finished, Alex is left to stumble along,
lost and bloody.
That's when
he stumbles upon a little cottage, and finds a man that takes him in and helps
him. A man Alex soon realises he has met before... Yep, it's the same man who
was writing A Clockwork Orange. Turns
out his wife died after Alex and his droogs raped her, and now he lives all on
his own. (And his name is F. Alexander, by the way.)
Luckily for
Alex, both he and his friends were wearing masks when they committed that
particular crime. Unlucky for him, the man still seems to remember Alex’s way
of speaking from somewhere.
Now, F.
Alexander and his buddies see Alex as a way of getting rid of the government, since
what they did to Alex was so horrible. They think that if they can make people
see how inhumane the things they did to Alex were, they can make people realise
that they need a new government. So they have their own little plan, which they
won't really explain to Alex.
They put
him in a flat, and Alex goes along with it without making too much fuss.
And then
things go wrong again. Or right, depending on who you are. Because F. Alexander
and his friends weren’t planning on making Alex hold speeches or tell people
how much the government had messed with his head. No, they wanted him to
demonstrate. Which they did by playing classical music through the walls in the
apartment. Why classical music? Because the doctors at the prison had made sure
he reacted just as badly to the music that was played over the films they showed
him, as he reacted to the things that were actually happening in the films.
All this
leads to Alex freaking out, because they have locked him in the flat and he has
no way of escaping the music. So he decides his best option is to jump out the
window and hope for death.
*help* |
He ends up
in the hospital with his parents crying at his bedside. And surprisingly
enough, he can actually think of punching someone without throwing up. It seems
the government realised they were better off with violent criminals than with
brainwashed people who can make them lose all their power by dying. Imagine
that…
Now, you’d
think Alex would have learned the error of his ways, wouldn’t you? Nope. Not a
chance. After he gets out of the hospital, he finds some new droogs and carries
on as if nothing had happened.
Kind of.
Now here’s
the fun part! (This will be spoilers even for those who have watched the film!
Isn’t that great!)
There’s a
chapter of the book that wasn’t included in the American version. Basically,
Burgess let them print it without the last chapter because he needed the money,
and the man who made the film read that version of the book!
But I have
one of the books where the last chapter is included!
So, what
happens in this mysterious chapter?
The happy
ending, that’s what.
Because
Alex can’t be bothered to go with his new droogs on one of their planned
crimes. Instead, he goes to a coffee shop to sulk all on his oddy-knocky. And
there he meets Pete. But Pete is not a Millicent or some criminal or something
like that… Nope, he’s married. To a nice lady who apparently knows nothing of
what her husband was doing just a few years ago.
They talk for a bit, and then
part ways. And Alex walks away with his head full of thoughts. Maybe he should
find a nice girl and settle down? Maybe he is getting to old for all the
violence and murder and whatnot?
And there
the book ends.
I told you
he was going to suffer more. But did you
listen? Did you? Honestly, did you? Because I have absolutely no way of
knowing…
As for how
I read? Tired and annoyed at an airport at 9pm. And a bit on a plane, trying
not to feel sick and doing my best to see the words without having to awkwardly
ask the stranger next to me if it would be OK if I turned on my lamp...
Part of my list, complete with very readable writing. |
Seriously,
though, there wasn’t more of a process than what I said last week. Except that
I didn’t write down any more words, as I had come across most of them earlier
in the book. I liked this book, and that means that the only reading-related
process is the process where I turn the pages and pout once I finish the last one.
Seriously,
I love this book. It’s at least in my top ten. Maybe higher. I’m buying my own
copy.
I’m not
sure I can say more about how I feel about this book without repeating myself.
The language is by far my favourite part of it. Both nadsat (the slang, not the
teenagers) and the way the story is written.
As I mentioned in another post, I usually put
a book down if I so much as glimpse something that looks like first-person
narrative (I know, I know, it’s kind of stupid… but I’m probably not going to
stop). Not this time, though. I have to admit that it worried me a bit when I
first saw it, but it was great. Probably partly because being referred to as “brother”
by a fictional character is kind of interesting… Me being a girl and all… And I’m
not even being ironic, I really liked that part. We definitely need more
fictional characters who address the reader.
But what
about the oranges? What about the title of the blog? What’s the answer?
Well, there
have been some more mentions of clocks and oranges throughout the book, and
from what I understand, people are like oranges. We’re soft and squishy and
covered by a protective shell that makes everyone look approximately the same. It’s
the shell that makes an orange look like an orange, but it wouldn’t be an
orange without the squishy stuff on the inside. There are sour oranges and
sweet oranges and oranges where the squishy bits on the inside have dried so
that they’re not all that squishy anymore, but they are all still oranges. Buy
if you take all the squishy stuff out and put cogs in there instead? Is still
looks like an orange, but all the stuff that actually made it an orange is
gone. For all you know, without the squishy stuff, it could be a painted melon.
And if you
remove the squishy bits from a human (metaphorically speaking, of course), then
what’s left is just the shell. Without our squishy minds we might as well just
be puppets on strings. Even if someone chooses to be a dry, tasteless orange,
it doesn’t make them less of an orange.
Did that
even make sense? Who knows. The point is that A Clockwork Orange is exactly what Alex turns into. He still has
the shell that all oranges have, but inside he’s full of cogs that make him do
what the government wants him to do.
And that’s
it. That’s all I have to say right now.
(And I said
last week’s post was long, holy *insert-some-word-I-souldn’t-write-in-something-my-teacher-is-going-to-read-because-I-refuse-to-write-macaroni*)
- Ellen Johanne